Ultimate Collection of Funny Whatsapp Status

If you are using whatsapp in you mobile and want to change your status with funny quotes here is the best collection of funny whatsapp status and quotes for you.

Previously I have posted best whatsapp status and now which was combination of best collection of 5 categories.
Now a days whatsapp has became more active then facebook however facebook is yet on top. We can share status on both platform.


When God blesses you financially – don’t only raise your standard of living… but also raise your standard of giving

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver :3

A man is as young as the woman he feels.

We all have that one skinny friend who eats more than fat person…

A wise man once told me, no matter how HOT she is, somebody somewhere is sick of her….

If you need more TIME go and purchase a watch.

Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.

People who have Mobile Contacts like ‘Mom 2’, ‘Dad 2′ scare me:|

My favourite type of people are  the relatives who give me bucks when they leave. 😀

Show me on the back of your mini van window where your life went wrong.

I’m growing a mullet to test our friendship.


 Ain’t no sandwich when she’s gone.

You’re not over it if it still makes you angry.

That moment when you realize your day was a complete waste of makeup.

I can confirm that crying is an actual step in the process of doing math.

I never realize how much I swear until I’m in a situation where I can’t.

*forgets what I’m talking about halfway through a sentence*

Shortest horror story in history: Tomorrow is Monday….

I believe there should be a better way to start each day…instead of waking up every morning…..

Well I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

I would call my fashion style: “clothes that still fit.”

I’m getting my demons some exorcise equipment.

You had me at 0 mutual friends.

I’ve mastered the art of pretending to be tired instead of admitting I’m sad.

3 AM my cell is ringing…hey there you asleep??  No I’m Skydiving.

All my life a thought air was free…Until I bought a bag of chips.

Marriage means silent suicide.

Trust me you will dance- Alcohol

3 mistakes of everyone’s life–Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp

Great power comes with great electricity bills.

Virginity is like a soap bubble, one touch and it is gone.

Rules are made to be break.

Always respects your self-respect and be proud.

Why 90% girls are stupid- By Stupid Girl.

Yeah you’re really pretty, pretty stupid.

You have the perfect face for radio.

I like when you smile, but I love it when I’m the reason.

Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.

Only brain is works more…if you use it more.

Everyone wants to park their vehicles in shade but no one wants to grow trees.


Do you still hate me?? I don’t care!!

Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.

Life is short smile while you still have teeth.

I was pro life before I met you

Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.

I don’t get drunk, i get awesome.

Everyone wants to park their vehicles in shade but no one wants to grow trees.

If you smile when no one is around, you really mean it 🙂

All my life a thought air was free…Until I bought a bag of chips

If Monday had a face, I would punch it.

Virginity is like a soap bubble, one touch and it is gone.

I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.

So many village idiots. So few dragons.

I’m only as strong as the coffee I drink.

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

You’re dry humping my last nerve.

Ultimately, I hope that wherever my bobby pins go, they’re happy.

Ask your doctor if walking blindly into traffic is right for you.

One of the most expensive things you’ll ever do is pay attention to the wrong person.

Imagine being so rich you put more than 1/4 tank of gas in your car at a time.

With all this technology above and under, humanity still hunts down one another.

No one is the reason of your happiness expect you yourself.

I am currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours.

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